Who wants a mustache ride?

Ash is putting the final touches on his mustache in preparation for............. Actually I don't think there is any real reason for this Ash. But we all like it and so do the ladiesss.......apparently. "My ........ wife has an ..... in her ...... over in the driveway, alright" - Little Bill - Boogie Nights (1997) *fill in the gaps from the above quote and you might win a piece of Ash's mustache....or not*